How does one practice primitive traps in suburbia?
I have perfected a new primitive trap. It's easy, reliable, and allows for great conservation of energy.
It's my cat Alex. I send him out. He stalks, scurries, pounces, and proudly brings to my feet a freshly snared baby bunny. Now I must be honest, convincing him that I get all the glory of skinning is a bit of a challenge, but how else is a girl going to practice these skills?
So now I have one slightly mangled hide all scraped and drying, and four (very small) lucky rabbit feet.
This is also a successful method for hunting chipmunks. (Although they usually spend some time running around the house before the final kill.)
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